1 00:00:00,434 --> 00:00:02,470 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:05,773 AT MIKE'S FUNERAL, SUSAN AND M.J. SAID GOOD-BYE. 3 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,775 GABY GAVE HER BLESSING. 4 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:09,210 YOU SHOULD QUIT YOUR JOB. 5 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:10,578 IF BEING A COUNSELOR IS GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY, 6 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,780 THEN THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. 7 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:15,416 LYNETTE SPOKE HER MIND ABOUT TOM'S GIRLFRIEND... 8 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:18,386 I ACTUALLY DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA LAST THAT MUCH LONGER. 9 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:20,421 AND THE POLICE GATHERED MORE EVIDENCE. 10 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:24,425 SOMEONE IS ACCUSING YOU OF KILLING MR. SANCHEZ. THAT'S JUST SILLY. 11 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,759 I WANNA MAKE SURE WE GET ENOUGH 12 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:28,129 TO PUT THIS BITCH AWAY FOR GOOD. 13 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:34,402 (Mary Alice) RENEE PERRY HAD WAITED MANY MONTHS 14 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:36,504 FOR A PROPOSAL, 15 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:40,474 AND FOR MANY MONTHS, SHE HAD BEEN DISAPPOINTED. 16 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:45,413 THERE HAD BEEN COZY EVENING BY THE FIRE... 17 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:48,382 THAT DIDN'T GO THE WAY SHE HAD HOPED. 18 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:54,155 A ROMANTIC MOMENT IN WISTERIA PARK... 19 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:55,856 THAT WASN'T SO ROMANTIC 20 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:59,227 AFTER ALL. 21 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:03,264 AND A BEAUTIFUL PICNIC BY A LAKE... 22 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:05,133 THAT TURNED OUT TO BE 23 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:07,368 NOTHING MORE THAN A PICNIC. 24 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,537 (blows nose) 25 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:14,142 SO WHEN DISAPPOINTMENT STRUCK AGAIN... 26 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:17,811 RENEE DECIDED TO SPEAK UP. 27 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,247 DESSERT? 28 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,782 THAT'S THE BIG FINALE TO A 6-COURSE MEAL? 29 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:22,716 DESSERT? 30 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,885 WERE YOU EXPECTING, LIKE, A CHEESE COURSE? 31 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:25,886 NO! 32 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,788 I WAS EXPECTING A RING. 33 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:30,758 YOU HAVE RED ROSES, CHAMPAGNE. 34 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,193 YOU ARE SENDING ME EVERY SIGNAL IN THE WORLD 35 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:34,162 THAT I'M ABOUT TO GET A BIG PROPOSAL 36 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:36,230 AND INSTEAD, I GET A COOKIE. 37 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,531 WELL, IT'S A CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE. 38 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:40,801 (scoffs) WHATEVER. I AM NOT A YOUNG WOMAN. 39 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:43,771 I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY MORE FAKE OUTS MY HEART CAN TAKE. 40 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:47,741 OKAY, FINE. I-I WAS GONNA PROPOSE TONIGHT. 41 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,843 I JUST DID SUCH A HORRIBLE JOB THE FIRST TIME, 42 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:52,480 I-I... I WANTED THIS TO BE EXCEPTIONAL. 43 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:54,448 THEY CALL IT "POPPING THE QUESTION," 44 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:56,484 NOT "DRAGGING IT OUT TO ETERNITY," 45 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:58,752 SO COME ON! POP! 46 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:00,788 CAN I AT LEAST, UH, READ YOU THE SPEECH THAT I WROTE? 47 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:05,259 OH, LORD. JUST GIVE ME THE LAST PARAGRAPH. 48 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,763 UH... 49 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,332 OKAY. 50 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:13,701 "FOR ALL THESE REASONS AND MORE, 51 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:16,337 IT IS WITH GREAT HONOR, THAT I ASK YOU IF YOU"-- 52 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,239 (knock on door) 53 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:20,408 UH, WE'RE IGNORING THAT. KEEP GOING. 54 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:22,276 "...I-IF YOU WOULD CONSIDER MAKING ME 55 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,911 THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE"-- 56 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,679 (knock) GO AWAY! 57 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:28,249 (Detective Heredia) IT'S THE POLICE. 58 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:31,719 WE'RE LOOKING FOR A MR. BEN FAULKNER. 59 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:40,261 I'M BEN FAULKNER. HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 60 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:41,429 YOU OWN THE CONDOMINIUM PROJECT 61 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,664 UNDER CONSTRUCTION AT CHAPMAN WOODS? 62 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,299 I USED TO. BANK OWNS IT NOW. 63 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,934 YOU MIND COMING DOWN TO THE STATION WITH US? 64 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:49,903 I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT A BODY WE FOUND ON THE SITE. 65 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:52,773 IS... HE UNDER ARREST? 66 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:55,843 NO, MA'AM. WE JUST WANT TO ASK YOU BOYFRIEND A FEW QUESTIONS. 67 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,411 (mouths word) 68 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:59,513 WAIT! 69 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,784 AH. 70 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:11,659 HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND. HE'S MY FIANCE. 71 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:17,265 YES, RENEE PERRY HAD WAITED A LONG TIME FOR A PROPOSAL... 72 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:18,766 OKAY. NOW YOU CAN TAKE HIM. 73 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:24,772 AND SHE WASN'T ABOUT TO LET IT SLIP THROUGH HER FINGERS. 74 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:40,654 BREE VAN DE KAMP STARTED EVERY MORNING 75 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:44,325 BY CATCHING UP ON THE LATEST NEWS, 76 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:49,763 BUT SOMETIMES THE NEWS CAME FROM AN UNEXPECTED SOURCE. 77 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:53,301 HEY, BREE. LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAND. 78 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:55,769 OH, MY GOODNESS! 79 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:56,704 ARE YOU-- 80 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:57,905 WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. 81 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,773 OH, HOW WONDERFUL! 82 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:02,009 YEAH, WE'RE PRETTY HAPPY. "PRETTY HAPPY"? 83 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,611 OH, WE'RE ECSTATIC. KNICKERS TO THE WIND. 84 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,379 OVER THE MOON. 85 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:06,947 CONGRATULATIONS. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? 86 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,716 LAST NIGHT. OH, AND GET THIS-- 87 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,818 IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS BIG, ROMANTIC PROPOSAL, 88 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:13,387 THE COPS COME BY TO ASK ABOUT SOME DEAD BODY 89 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:15,423 THEY FOUND AT THE CONSTRUCTION SITE. 90 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,792 SO TELL ME MORE. 91 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:22,663 WELL, I DEFINITELY WANT A BIG WEDDING. BRIDESMAIDS, THE WORKS. 92 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,798 I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BODY. WHAT DID THE POLICE SAY? 93 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:26,700 UH, NOT MUCH. YOU KNOW, I TOLD THEM 94 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:28,736 THAT I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT, AND THEY BELIEVED ME. 95 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:29,937 GOOD. 96 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,705 ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO SAY, 97 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:33,407 I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SOONER. 98 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:35,075 YOU KNOW... OH, WE'RE SORRY. UH, IT WAS LATE, 99 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,077 AND I WANTED TO TELL MY SISTER FIRST. 100 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,812 AGAIN, TALKING ABOUT THE BODY. 101 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,080 WHY WOULD WE TELL YOU THAT? 102 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,816 AND WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS AND NOT ME? 103 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:45,819 QUITE RIGHT. I-I JUST WOULD HATE TO SEE THIS TRAGIC NEWS 104 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,755 INTERFERE WITH YOUR HAPPY DAY. 105 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,623 AND I DON'T THINK IT WILL, 106 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:50,891 BUT I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT IT. 107 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:54,662 UH, THE POLICE DON'T SEEM LIKE THEY'RE GONNA POSE A PROBLEM. 108 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:57,965 THAT WAS JUDGE KEMP. 109 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,067 HE JUST SIGNED OFF ON THAT WARRANT. 110 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,403 FOR BREE VAN DE KAMP? 111 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:03,837 THAT WAS FAST. 112 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:06,073 I MIGHT'VE CALLED IN SOME FAVORS. 113 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,008 THE SOONER I CAN PROVE SHE'S GUILTY, 114 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:11,645 THE SOONER I CAN WATCH HER PAY FOR IT. 115 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:14,748 WE GOT ANOTHER ONE. UM, MITZI KINSKY. 116 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:17,985 "MIKE WAS A RAY OF SUNSHINE ON OUR STREET. 117 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,620 HE WILL BE MISSED DEARLY." 118 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,790 ISN'T THAT LOVELY? EVERYBODY'S BEEN SO GENEROUS. 119 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,659 YEAH. TEN JARS OF HOMEMADE JAM. 120 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,728 I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WAS BEING GENEROUS 121 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,663 OR JUST CLEANING OUT HER BASEMENT. 122 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:34,034 WELL, EITHER WAY, IT'S A GESTURE OF LOVE AND SUPPORT. 123 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,670 MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. 124 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:39,106 THERE IS MY BABY BOY. 125 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,575 MORNING, BUB. 126 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:43,811 EGGS ON A RAFT, 127 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,613 JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE 'EM. 128 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:47,981 (sniffs) THESE SMELL GROSS. 129 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,983 OKAY, UM, NOT A PROBLEM. 130 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,885 IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE ME TO-- 131 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:54,021 M.J. (plate clatters) 132 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:55,556 IT'S OKAY, HONEY. 133 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:57,725 UM, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 134 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,693 STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM. 135 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:00,994 UH, BUDDY, I DON'T THINK 136 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,963 THAT'S THE HEALTHIEST WAY TO START YOUR DAY. 137 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:03,964 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK. 138 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,933 WELL... 139 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,635 MAYBE JUST THIS ONCE. 140 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:10,137 I'LL GET YOU A BOWL. 141 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:16,977 OR, UH, NO BOWL IS GOOD. 142 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,612 I'M GONNA EAT THIS IN FRONT OF THE TV. 143 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:20,113 CAN YOU BRING ME SOME SPRINKLES? 144 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,115 OF COURSE, HONEY. 145 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,085 UH, MOM. 146 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:29,623 WHAT? IT'S JUST ICE CREAM, OKAY? 147 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,058 HE LOST HIS DAD. 148 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,761 OKAY. 149 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:37,665 (M.J.) MOM, WHERE'S MY SPRINKLES? 150 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,700 COMING! 151 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,536 WHOA. WHAT'S... GOING ON HERE? 152 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:45,138 (chuckles) I THOUGHT I'D KICK OFF YOUR BIG RESIGNATION DAY 153 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:47,708 WITH A POWER BREAKFAST. 154 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,910 PLUS THE EXPIRATION ON THIS SAUSAGE WAS YESTERDAY. 155 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,745 I GOTTA SAY, 156 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:53,547 NOW THAT THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE, 157 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:54,915 I'M STARTING TO GET A LITTLE FREAKED OUT. 158 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,584 DON'T YOU WORRY. 159 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,051 I'VE MADE A DECISION. 160 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,853 I'M GETTING A JOB. 161 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:02,623 WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 162 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,625 NO, I WANT TO. IT'S TIME I HELP OUT. 163 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:06,527 I OWE IT TO YOU. 164 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,996 (sighs) SO I WROTE UP A RESUME, 165 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:11,832 I BOOKED A MEETING AT AN EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 166 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:16,637 AND I EVEN BOUGHT MYSELF A GIRLIE BRIEFCASE. 167 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,005 BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST GONNA CUT BACK, 168 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,607 LIVE A SMALLER LIFE? 169 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,510 YEAH, I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 170 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,578 THEN I DECIDED I WANT A SLIGHTLY BIGGER LIFE, 171 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:25,779 SO I FIGURE IF I WORK, 172 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:28,949 THE GIRLS CAN STAY IN PRIVATE SCHOOL, WE CAN KEEP BOTH CARS, 173 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,884 AND MAYBE EVEN TAKE 174 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:33,521 ONE OF THOSE SKI TRIPS WE TALKED ABOUT CANCELING. 175 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:35,856 GABY, I LOVE THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO HELP, 176 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,926 BUT AN ENTRY-LEVEL SALARY IS NOT GONNA COVER THE COST OF SKIS, 177 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,894 LET ALONE FIVE NIGHTS AT THE RITZ. 178 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:43,597 WELL, MAYBE NOT NOW, BUT IF I WORK MY WAY UP THE LADDER, 179 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,533 IN A FEW YEARS, I'LL BE PULLING IN THE BIG BUCKS, 180 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:46,767 JUST LIKE YOU DO. 181 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,636 OR DID. 182 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:51,539 WHAT KIND OF LADDER ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? 183 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:53,607 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU'RE GONNA DO? 184 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:55,909 I DON'T KNOW YET. THAT'S WHERE THE EMPLOYMENT LADY COMES IN. 185 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,778 SHE'S GONNA HELP ME FIGURE OUT 186 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,814 HOW TO BEST UTILIZE MY "SKILL SET." 187 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:03,651 YEAH, I READ THAT IN ONE OF YOUR BUSINESS MAGAZINES. 188 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:07,287 I'M PROUD OF YOU STEPPING UP LIKE THIS. 189 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,590 I HOPE YOU FIND A JOB THAT HAS HEALTH CARE, 190 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,058 'CAUSE MY BENEFITS END TODAY. 191 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:12,760 WHAT? 192 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,862 NO RISKY MEAT WITHOUT BENEFITS. 193 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,600 YEAH, DOUG AND I ELOPED, 194 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:22,302 SO THIS TIME, I WANT AN OVER-THE-TOP WEDDING-- 195 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,638 HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGES, FIREWORKS, 196 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,874 POODLES DYED PURPLE. 197 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,676 (chuckles) 198 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,778 UH, IS THIS WEIRD, 199 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,646 ME GOING ON ABOUT HOW HAPPY I AM 200 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,583 WHILE YOU'RE ALL SAD AND SINGLE? 201 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:39,019 ACTUALLY, I'M HOPING I WON'T BE SINGLE FOR LONG. 202 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,321 I'VE DECIDED TO TRY TO GET TOM BACK. 203 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,323 SO WE'RE DONE TALKING ABOUT ME? 204 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,892 YEAH. KINDA. 205 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,594 GREAT. 206 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:47,895 SO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 207 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,730 I FIGURE I'LL JUST COME CLEAN, 208 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:53,333 TELL HIM I SCREWED UP, AND BEG HIM TO COME BACK. 209 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,303 IT'S AMAZING YOU LANDED A MAN IN THE FIRST PLACE. 210 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:57,270 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO? 211 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:59,907 OH. THROW YOURSELF AT HIM. 212 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:03,010 NEXT TIME HE STOPS BY, LET A BOOB FALL OUT OF YOUR BLOUSE 213 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:07,247 OR MAYBE BEND OVER IN THOSE TIGHT-ASS JEANS. 214 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,348 THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 215 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,650 YOU'RE RIGHT. SORRY. 216 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,318 WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT GETTING A MAN? 217 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:12,853 OH, WAIT. 218 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:13,887 A LOT. 219 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,756 COME ON. HELP. 220 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,324 IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY SPLITTING THEM UP. 221 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:20,360 THEY JUST MOVED IN TOGETHER AND THEY SEEM SO HAPPY. 222 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,362 OF COURSE THEY'RE HAPPY. THEY'RE IN THAT HONEYMOON PHASE. 223 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,364 THEY'RE STILL TAKING TRIPS, 224 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,265 LAUGHING AT EACH OTHER'S JOKES, 225 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,835 PRETENDING THEY'RE INTERESTED IN MUSEUMS. 226 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,870 WE HAD A HONEYMOON PHASE, TOO. 227 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,905 MAYBE I NEED TO REMIND HIM OF THAT. 228 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,340 WELL, REMIND HIM NAKED. 229 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,275 THE ONLY TRICKY PART IS GONNA BE GETTING HIM ALONE. 230 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:38,278 JANE WATCHES HIM LIKE A HAWK, 231 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,980 A TALL, BITCHY HAWK. 232 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,049 WELL, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO IT SOON. 233 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,017 I'M NOT GONNA WASTE A PLUS ONE AT MY WEDDING 234 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,319 UNLESS I KNOW IT'S SERIOUS. 235 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:52,025 HEY. MOM? 236 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,761 ANDREW! 237 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:54,895 OH! 238 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,898 IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU. HOW ARE YOU? 239 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,867 I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. I'M REALLY GOOD. 240 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,703 REALLY? BECAUSE YOUR SISTER TOLD ME YOU LOST YOUR JOB. 241 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,204 I'VE BEEN SO WORRIED. 242 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,306 DIDN'T YOU GET ANY OF THE MESSAGES I LEFT? 243 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,776 I'VE JUST BEEN REALLY BUSY. UH, BUT EVERYTHING'S FINE. 244 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,210 IN FACT, I MET SOMEONE. 245 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,813 YOU DID? THAT'S WONDERFUL. 246 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:15,649 I KNOW HOW HARD YOUR BREAKUP FROM ALEX WAS. 247 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:17,885 I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE MOVING ON. 248 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,020 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW MONTHS, 249 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,222 BUT, UH, IT'S PRETTY SERIOUS. 250 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,957 HOW SERIOUS? 251 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,258 SERIOUS ENOUGH THAT WE WERE DRIVING THROUGH TOWN, 252 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,327 AND I THOUGHT THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD MEET. 253 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,329 HE'S HERE? 254 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,731 OH. 255 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,299 UH, YEAH, WELL, I... 256 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:35,803 I WANT YOU TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND. 257 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,875 WHO'S THIS? 258 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,310 THIS IS MARY BETH, 259 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,878 MY FIANCEE. 260 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,923 I'M SO GLAD TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 261 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,825 I'VE BEEN TELLING THIS GUY 262 00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,427 I CAN'T MARRY HIM UNTIL I MEET HIS MOM. 263 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,795 (chuckles) 264 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,731 SO YOU'RE REALLY ENGAGED 265 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,365 TO... EACH OTHER? 266 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,100 UH, YEAH. 267 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,369 YEAH, AND REMEMBER, YOU'RE HAPPY I'VE MOVED ON, RIGHT? 268 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,872 I JUST HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. 269 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,374 I KNOW WHAT YOU MUST BE THINKING. IT'S TOO SOON. 270 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,744 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M THINKING. 271 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,178 MOM. (chuckles) 272 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:20,213 I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE VERY DIFFERENT 273 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:23,917 THAN ALL OF THE OTHER... DATES ANDREW'S BROUGHT HOME. 274 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:27,220 WELL, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE CHANGE. (chuckles) 275 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:29,289 SO HOW DID YOU TWO MEET ANYWAY? 276 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,091 OH, IT'S A REAL CUTE STORY. 277 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,392 I WAS AT THE COMMUNITY CENTER 278 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,394 FOR MY OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS MEETING, 279 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:37,197 BUT I WENT INTO THE A.A. MEETING BY MISTAKE. 280 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,832 AND BY "MISTAKE," 281 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:41,268 I MEAN I REMEMBERED HOW DRUNKS LOVE THEIR DOUGHNUTS. 282 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,804 SO AS I WAS REACHING FOR A BUTTERMILK GLAZED, 283 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,438 THERE WAS ANDREW. 284 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,074 YOU WERE IN OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS? 285 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,777 YEAH, I ACTUALLY LOST 220 POUNDS 286 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:53,781 AND THEN GAINED 160 POUNDS OF GRADE "A" BEEFCAKE! 287 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,082 (laughs) 288 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,449 ISN'T SHE ADORABLE? 289 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,251 UH-HUH. 290 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,053 ANDREW, WOULD YOU HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN? 291 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,789 I'D LIKE TO GET SOME TEA BISCUITS, 292 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,423 AND THEY'RE ON A VERY HIGH SHELF. 293 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,793 OOH, TEA BISCUITS. 294 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:09,096 46 CALORIES. 295 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,802 (lowered voice) ANDREW, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. 296 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,269 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 297 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,438 LOOK, I-I KNOW IT'S NOT WHO YOU WERE EXPECTING, 298 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,441 BUT REMEMBER HOW YOU ALWAYS SAID THAT BEING GAY WAS JUST A PHASE, 299 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,310 THAT I-I JUST NEEDED TO MEET THE RIGHT GIRL? 300 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,378 WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT. 301 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,247 JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME. 302 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,822 (clock ticking) 303 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,826 (Julie) COME ON. BACK TO BED. 304 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,061 M.J., IT IS 2:00 IN THE MORNING. 305 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,462 YOU SHOULD BE IN BED. 306 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,565 (M.J.) YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 307 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,400 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? 308 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,401 (shooting sounds, beeping) 309 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,103 (scoffs) 310 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,172 HEY. TURN THAT BACK ON! 311 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,540 MNH-MNH. 312 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,042 GUYS? 313 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,509 WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 314 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,378 I AM TRYING TO GET M.J. BACK TO BED. 315 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,047 I CAN'T SLEEP. 316 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,348 YEAH, WELL, BLOWING UP ALIENS ISN'T GONNA HELP. 317 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,582 COME ON. 318 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,284 NO, I WANNA PLAY MY GAME. 319 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,518 TURN IT BACK ON NOW! 320 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,021 SHH. SHH. DON'T GET UPSET. 321 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,890 YOU CAN FINISH YOUR GAME. 322 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,392 WHAT? 323 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,593 (shooting and beeping resumes) 324 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,595 (sighs) JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE, 325 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,231 THEN YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO BED, OKAY? 326 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:22,069 MOM, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 327 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,608 I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE. 328 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,543 IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. 329 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,245 YES, IT IS. 330 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:36,483 LOOK, I KNOW WHAT HE'S GOING THROUGH IS AWFUL, 331 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,585 BUT THIS ISN'T HELPING. 332 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,453 HE'S TOTALLY TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU. 333 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,556 HE'S NOT TAKING ADVANTAGE. 334 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,592 HE'S TRAUMATIZED, 335 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,494 AND IT'S KILLING ME TO SEE WHAT HE'S GOING THROUGH, 336 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,630 SO IF I CAN GIVE HIM A LITTLE JOY 337 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,400 BY LETTING HIM PLAY VIDEO GAMES, 338 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,335 THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 339 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,043 SO I'M LOOKING TO MAKE IN THE 6-FIGURE RANGE, 340 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,012 PLUS BENEFITS, OF COURSE. 341 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:09,282 AND I HAVE TWO YOUNG GIRLS, SO FLEXIBLE HOURS WOULD BE GOOD. 342 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,218 AND WE ALWAYS TAKE THIS BIG VACATION, 343 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,453 SO I'LL NEED TWO WEEKS OFF. MAYBE THREE. 344 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,555 YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST GIVE ME ALL OF AUGUST. 345 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,293 (singsongy) SO WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR ME? 346 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,995 A REALITY CHECK. 347 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,997 EXCUSE ME? 348 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,499 MRS. SOLIS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ADJUST YOUR EXPECTATIONS. 349 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,135 UP? 350 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:31,338 NO. HAVE YOU NOT BEEN READING THE NEWSPAPERS? 351 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,373 THE JOB MARKET RIGHT NOW IS BRUTAL. 352 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,508 I HAVE PEOPLE WITH PhDs THAT I CAN'T FIND JOBS FOR, 353 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:40,047 AND FRANKLY, YOUR JOB EXPERIENCE IS VERY LIMITED. 354 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,282 MODELING, MODELING, MODELING. 355 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,384 OKAY. OKAY. (scoffs) OKAY. 356 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,552 PRINT, 357 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:46,954 RUNWAY, 358 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,355 BOAT SHOW. 359 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,490 (chuckles) WHO'S THE JOB EXPERT HERE? 360 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,093 PLUS, THERE'S A 15-YEAR GAP HERE. 361 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,562 YEAH, TO BE A DOTING WIFE AND A LOVING MOTHER OF TWO. 362 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,098 YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH CHILDREN. (types) 363 00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:01,134 I HAVE A JOB AT A DAY CARE CENTER. 364 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,236 AND DEAL WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS? 365 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,471 I DON'T EVEN LIKE MY OWN. 366 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,506 LOOK, YOU DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE, 367 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,475 YOU DIDN'T EVEN GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL, 368 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,978 AND YOUR ONLY REFERENCES ARE 369 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,980 PHOTOGRAPHERS AND AGING ROCK STARS. 370 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:16,016 IN TODAY'S MARKET, YOU'RE BASICALLY UNEMPLOYABLE. 371 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:19,987 AND YOU ACTUALLY GET PAID FOR THIS? 372 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,421 SO NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 373 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,257 WELL, YOU COULD START PLANNING THAT AUGUST VACATION. 374 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,302 GABRIELLE SOLIS WAS DEPRESSED, 375 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,337 AND WHEN SHE WAS DEPRESSED, 376 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:41,308 NOTHING LIFTED HER SPIRITS LIKE A GOOD WORKOUT... 377 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,643 OF HER CREDIT CARD. 378 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,345 MAY I HELP YOU? 379 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,380 YEAH, UH, I JUST WANNA GET THAT LITTLE RED SCARF 380 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,682 I SAW IN THE WINDOW. THEN I'LL BE ON MY WAY. 381 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,184 ALL RIGHT. 382 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,286 ALTHOUGH THAT... 383 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,256 (inhales deeply) BLACK SHEATH DRESS WOULD GO PERFECT WITH IT. 384 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,224 MM. 385 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,759 (gasps) LOOK AT THOSE OVER-THE-KNEE BOOTS! 386 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,228 (gasps) 387 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,562 OKAY. WHO AM I KIDDING? 388 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,664 GET ME A DOUBLE CAPPUCCINO AND MUSCULAR STOCK BOY. 389 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,400 MAMA NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF EVERYTHING. 390 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,376 I SAID TAUPE. THIS IS CLEARLY BEIGE. 391 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,278 WE DON'T HAVE IT IN TAUPE. 392 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,380 SECOND FLOOR, THIRD MANNEQUIN FROM THE LEFT. LOOK ALIVE. 393 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,616 I'LL TRY THESE IN PLUM, 394 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,318 THESE IN LEOPARD, 395 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,320 THESE... OH, FORGET IT. 396 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,756 NO LADY WANTS TO SEE ANYTHING UNDER 4 INCHES. 397 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:36,263 YOU GO WITH YOU. YOU GO WITH YOU. 398 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,565 YOU GO AWAY. 399 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,471 NO ONE'S BEEN ABLE TO MAKE THAT ROMPER WORK. 400 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,772 SHOULD WE HELP HER? 401 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,608 STAY BACK. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING. 402 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,346 NAVY BLAZER, SILVER HOOP EARRINGS, PLATFORM WEDGE. 403 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,651 AND A RED PATENT LEATHER CLUTCH. 404 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,456 GENIUS! GENIUS. 405 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:13,600 EVERYTHING LOOKS AND SMELLS SO AMAZING, MRS. VAN DE KAMP. 406 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,335 DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE A PICTURE? 407 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,203 OF THE FOOD? 408 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,238 THAT WAY I EAT JUST A LITTLE BIT NOW, 409 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,207 AND THEN LATER, WHEN I'M HUNGRY, 410 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,375 I CAN LOOK AT THE PICTURE AND GET FULL ON THE MEMORY. 411 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,145 (camera shutter clicks) DON'T YOU JUST WANNA EAT HER UP? 412 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,479 NOT BEFORE I TAKE A PICTURE OF HER. 413 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,682 YOU KNOW, MARY BETH, 414 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,451 I JUST REALIZED I DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT YOU. 415 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,253 WHAT DO YOU DO? 416 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,287 WELL, ACTUALLY, NOTHING. 417 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,289 MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN PRETTY GENEROUS. 418 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,158 OH, REALLY? WHAT, UH, SORT OF WORK ARE THEY IN? 419 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,359 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, MOM. 420 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,727 NO, NO. IT'S OKAY. 421 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,630 THEY INVENTED MARY BETH'S FROZEN CUSTARD. 422 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,666 MARY BETH? YOU'RE THAT MARY BETH? 423 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:50,137 RECOGNIZE ME? THE KID ON THE CARTON? 424 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,671 (gasps) IT'S IN EVERY SUPERMARKET IN THE COUNTRY. 425 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,574 IT MUST BE A MULTIBILLION DOLLAR-- 426 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,245 OH. 427 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,616 WOULD YOU HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN, ANDREW? 428 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,252 NOW. (utensils clatter) 429 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,187 (sighs) 430 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,623 ANDREW, I KNEW YOU WERE HAVING FINANCIAL TROUBLES, 431 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,659 BUT I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D STOOP TO THIS. 432 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,527 WHAT? SHE'S AN HEIRESS. 433 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,429 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY MARRYING HER FOR HER MONEY. 434 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,698 I'M MARRYING HER BECAUSE I'M CRAZY ABOUT HER. 435 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,268 WE LOVE THE SAME MOVIES. SHE MAKES ME LAUGH. 436 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,903 SHE GETS ME. SHE'S REALLY AN AMAZING GIRL. 437 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,239 (singsongy) I THINK I FOUND YOUR GOOD SIDE! 438 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,275 SMILE, GNOCCHI. (camera shutter clicks) 439 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:29,676 SHE'S DISTURBED. 440 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,212 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. SHE'S A LITTLE ECCENTRIC, 441 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,714 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I LOVE HER. 442 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,884 ANDREW VAN DE KAMP, YOU LOVE ITALIAN SHOES. 443 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,187 YOU LOVE MID-CENTURY MODERN FURNITURE. 444 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,489 AND ACCORDING TO YOUR INTERNET HISTORY, YOU LOVE... 445 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,925 ARMY DOCTORS GIVING ELABORATE PHYSICALS TO YOUNG RECRUITS. 446 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,395 BUT YOU DO NOT LOVE GIRLS. 447 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,230 WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT THAT I'VE CHANGED? 448 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,199 BECAUSE HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE. 449 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,500 YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY. 450 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,368 I'M THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU THAT. 451 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,436 AND IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME, 452 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,339 BUT I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT. 453 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:03,210 HONEY, YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE QUEER, AND I'M USED TO IT. 454 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,546 YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM? I'M NOT HERE ANYMORE, ALL RIGHT? 455 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,416 MARY BETH, LET'S GO. (doors slide open) 456 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,950 (Lynette) HEY. 457 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,252 HOW WAS YOUR DAD'S? 458 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,286 FINE. 459 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,321 AW! 460 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,223 SHE WAS IN A BIT OF A MOOD, 461 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,226 BUT I STILL LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY. 462 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,593 LET ME GUESS--DID IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO 463 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,963 WITH A CERTAIN TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT THIS THURSDAY NIGHT? 464 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,532 I'M JUST SAYING, 465 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,500 ALL MY FRIENDS' MOMS ARE TAKING THEM. 466 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,669 AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS' MOMS ARE GONNA BE DEAF FOR TWO WEEKS, 467 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,938 LIKE I WAS THE LAST TIME I WENT TO A CONCERT. 468 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:32,939 I'M NOT DOING IT. 469 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,374 IT'S NOT FAIR. 470 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,543 I AM GONNA GO GIVE PAIGE A BATH. 471 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,278 THANK YOU FOR BRINGING HER HOME. 472 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:41,981 (sighs) I'M GONNA GO GRAB YOUR SUITCASE. (kiss) 473 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,416 MOM! 474 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,285 PLEASE! 475 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,920 IT'D MAKE YOU THE BESTEST MOM IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD! 476 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,423 (Lynette) NOPE. THE MATTER IS CLOSED. 477 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,525 THIS SUCKS. 478 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,494 HEY. 479 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,497 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES TAYLOR SWIFT? 480 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,998 ME. 481 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,501 I MEAN, IF YOUR PARENTS ARE OKAY WITH IT, I'LL TAKE YOU. 482 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,403 OH, MY GOD! 483 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,937 OH! (laughs) 484 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:08,341 YOU'RE THE BEST! I'LL CHECK WITH MY MOM AND CALL YOU? 485 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,476 CAN'T WAIT. 486 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,878 OKAY! (chuckles) 487 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,548 SO? 488 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:18,585 TOTALLY WORKED. 489 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,653 YOU'LL HAVE DAD ALL TO YOURSELF THURSDAY NIGHT. 490 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,656 YOU ARE THE BESTEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. 491 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,339 (chuckles) 492 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,308 (Carlos) GABY! (door closes) 493 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,818 HI, BABE. 494 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,353 WHAT IS THAT? 495 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,355 THIS? 496 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,056 IT'S A BOOT. 497 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,391 I BOUGHT A BOOT. 498 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,393 YOU BOUGHT... ONE BOOT? 499 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,429 YEP. 'CAUSE I'M FRUGAL. 500 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,497 ONE DAY I'LL BUY THE OTHER ONE. 501 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,333 THAT'S ALL YOU BOUGHT? 502 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,900 BECAUSE I GOT A CALL FROM THE BANK. 503 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:12,372 SEEMS SOMEBODY WAS GOING CRAZY WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD. 504 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,407 HUH. MAYBE IT WAS STOLEN. 505 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,842 YEAH. 506 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:19,346 BY A SIZE 0 WITH INCREDIBLY EXPENSIVE TASTE. 507 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:22,081 (bag rustles) WHAT IS THIS SHOPPING BAG DOING UNDER THE BED? 508 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,484 I BOUGHT A GIFT FOR A WOMAN 509 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:28,355 WHOSE HUSBAND IS IN IRAQ, FIGHTING FOR OUR FREEDOM. 510 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,358 GABY! YOU'RE TAKING IT ALL BACK. 511 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:33,025 I CAN'T. 512 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,362 NOT IF I'VE WORN IT. 513 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,364 (laughs) 514 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,065 CAN'T TAKE IT BACK. CAN'T TAKE IT BACK NOW. 515 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,099 SEE? IT'S ALL-- 516 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,402 STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP! 517 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:45,405 OUR LIVES HAVE CHANGED. WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS ANYMORE. 518 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,641 NOT UNLESS YOU GOT SOME BIG JOB YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME ABOUT. 519 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,514 (sighs) WHAT'S WRONG? 520 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:57,116 I MET WITH THAT JOB LADY. 521 00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,387 BUT SHE BASICALLY SAID I'M NOT QUALIFIED TO DO ANYTHING. 522 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,389 I DIDN'T FINISH SCHOOL. I'VE NEVER HAD A REAL JOB. 523 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:04,991 THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER GOTTEN PAID FOR IS BEING PRETTY. 524 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,559 I JUST FEEL LIKE MY LIFE 525 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:08,395 HAS BEEN ONE BAD DECISION AFTER ANOTHER. 526 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:13,533 UH... WHAT ABOUT THE GIRLS? 527 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,402 WHAT ABOUT MARRYING ME? 528 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,537 THAT'S THE PART THAT HURTS THE MOST. 529 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,772 YOU GUYS ARE THE ONLY GOOD THING I'VE EVER DONE, 530 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:23,410 AND I FEEL LIKE I'M LETTING YOU DOWN. 531 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,912 (sighs) GABY... 532 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,080 YOU ARE SMART. 533 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,583 YOU'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT, 534 00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:32,118 SOMETHING GREAT. 535 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,153 BUT IN THE MEANTIME, 536 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,924 ALL THESE CLOTHES 537 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:39,792 HAVE TO GO BACK. 538 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:40,960 I KNOW. 539 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:44,130 COULD YOU JUST GIVE US A MOMENT ALONE? 540 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:50,069 (telephone rings) 541 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:51,938 HELLO? 542 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:54,106 YES, THIS IS HIS MOTHER. 543 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,076 HE DID WHAT? 544 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,111 HE THREW A STAPLER AT YOU? 545 00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:01,180 YES, RIGHT AT MY HEAD. 546 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,115 ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT? 547 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:06,018 HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN AIMING AT YOUR HEAD. 548 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,787 WHAT HE SAID WAS-- 549 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,856 AND I WROTE THIS DOWN BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE EXACT-- 550 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:10,957 "LEAVE ME ALONE, 551 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:14,060 OR I'M GOING TO THROW THIS STAPLER AT YOUR HEAD." 552 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:16,062 I-I'M SO SORRY. 553 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,798 YOU DO KNOW THAT M.J. JUST LOST HIS FATHER, RIGHT? 554 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:21,868 I DO. MY HEART GOES OUT TO BOTH OF YOU. 555 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,103 BUT THERE IS NO PLACE FOR VIOLENCE IN MY CLASSROOM, 556 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:26,839 NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE AT HOME. 557 00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:28,741 "CIRCUMSTANCES"? 558 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,477 UM... 559 00:23:30,477 --> 00:23:34,046 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE HE JUST LOST HIS FAVORITE TOY 560 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,082 OR A PET TURTLE. 561 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,485 HE... LOST HIS DAD. 562 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:41,053 YES, BUT IF M.J. HAD THROWN THAT STAPLER A LITTLE HARDER, 563 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,756 MY GRANDKIDS MIGHT HAVE LOST THEIR GRANDMOTHER. 564 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,059 WELL, I'M SURE THAT HE IS SORRY. 565 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:50,096 HE ISN'T. IN FACT, HE SAID--AND I QUOTE-- 566 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:51,798 "BULL'S-EYE." 567 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:54,100 I'M CONSIDERING HAVING HIM REMOVED FROM MY CLASS. 568 00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:57,069 OKAY. UH... 569 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,839 WHAT M.J. DID WAS WRONG, 570 00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:03,042 BUT... I'M FINDING IT HARD TO BELIEVE 571 00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:06,245 THAT A PERSON THAT SPENDS SO MUCH TIME WITH CHILDREN 572 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:10,016 COULD BE SO OBLIVIOUS TO A CHILD'S PAIN. 573 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:12,885 I HAVE 20 OTHER CHILDREN I NEED TO PROTECT. 574 00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:15,855 AND M.J. IS A VERY ANGRY LITTLE BOY. 575 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:18,124 WELL, OF COURSE HE'S ANGRY. 576 00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:19,726 HE'S 9, 577 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:23,730 AND ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT AND LOVING PEOPLE 578 00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:26,265 IN HIS LIFE HAS JUST BEEN RIPPED AWAY FROM HIM, 579 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,135 AND NOW HE HAS TO LIVE WITH THE FACT 580 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:32,004 THAT HIS FATHER IS NEVER COMING BACK. 581 00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:33,205 INSIDE VOICES, PLEASE. 582 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:35,074 OH, TO HELL WITH YOUR "INSIDE VOICES." 583 00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:37,176 HIS FATHER IS DEAD. 584 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:40,079 MY HUSBAND IS DEAD! 585 00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:41,280 (clatter) 586 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:44,150 OH! MY FOOT. 587 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:50,056 (indistinct conversations) 588 00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:53,059 IT'S HER. 589 00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:55,094 (murmuring) 590 00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:00,900 WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? 591 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,802 NO. NO, IN FACT, WE HAVE DONE NOTHING 592 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:06,205 BUT TALK ABOUT YOUR SHOPPING SKILLS FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS. 593 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:07,807 REALLY? 594 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,208 YES. WE EVEN WENT BACK 595 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,110 AND WATCHED THE SECURITY TAPE TO SEE IT AGAIN. 596 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:13,746 WELL, KEEP THE TAPE. IT WAS MY LAST SHOW. (bag rustles) 597 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:16,048 WHAT? UH, CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE CHANGED. 598 00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:18,985 MY SHOPPING DAYS ARE OVER. SO JUST DO ME A FAVOR. 599 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,887 WAIT TILL I'M GONE TO RESTOCK THE BOOTS. 600 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,022 I CAN'T CRY AGAIN TODAY. 601 00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:23,890 UH, WAIT. WAIT. 602 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:26,959 UM, TAKE CARE OF THESE FOR MRS. SOLIS 603 00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:30,062 AND BRING HER A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE. 604 00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:31,664 CHAMPAGNE? MM-HMM. 605 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,666 DID YOU NOT HEAR ME? I'M BROKE. 606 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,034 YOU HAVE NO REASON TO SUCK UP TO ME ANYMORE. 607 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,970 WELL, I DO IF I WANT YOU TO WORK HERE. 608 00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:39,706 HUH? 609 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:42,742 YOU SEE, YOU'RE LIKE A... A SHOPPING SAVANT, 610 00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:44,711 AND EVERY DAY, WOMEN COME IN HERE 611 00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:47,814 WITH ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD AND NO CLUE WHAT TO SPEND IT ON. 612 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:48,948 YOU COULD HELP THEM. 613 00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:51,050 YOU MEAN LIKE A PERSONAL SHOPPER JOB? 614 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,019 NO, DO NOT THINK OF IT AS A JOB. 615 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,021 FOR YOU, MY DEAR, IT IS A CALLING. 616 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:57,156 (sighs) I DON'T KNOW. 617 00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:58,991 EMPLOYEES GET A 40% DISCOUNT. 618 00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:00,927 HI. WELCOME TO CUMBERLY'S. 619 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,863 MY NAME'S GABRIELLE. CAN I HELP YOU? 620 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:13,706 *** 621 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:19,812 I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING MY APOLOGY 622 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:22,214 AND COMING OVER BEFORE YOU LEFT TOWN. 623 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,283 I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T HAD THE APPROPRIATE REACTION 624 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:25,818 TO THIS WEDDING. 625 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:28,154 NO. NO, NO, YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL. 626 00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:29,288 WELL, 627 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:32,224 TO SHOW YOU HOW EXCITED I AM 628 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,293 THAT MY LITTLE BOY IS GETTING MARRIED, 629 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:37,730 I'VE THROWN YOU A SURPRISE ENGAGEMENT PARTY. 630 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:40,767 (dance music playing) 631 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,236 (indistinct conversations) 632 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:47,306 (laughter) 633 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:49,842 MOM, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 634 00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:51,744 OH, I JUST INVITED SOME OF YOUR OLD FRIENDS OVER 635 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,245 TO CONGRATULATE YOU. 636 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,748 HEY, GIRL. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AGES. 637 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,750 THOSE SHOES ARE FEROSH. 638 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:01,754 WHO'S THIS HAG? 639 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:06,025 THIS IS ANDREW'S FIANCEE MARY BETH. 640 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:08,294 HI, MARY BETH. I'M BRIAN WITH AN "I." 641 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:11,130 THIS IS BRYAN WITH A "Y." 642 00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:13,700 WHAT IS THIS ABOUT YOU GETTING MARRIED? WE NEED TO DISH. 643 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,267 UM, UH, SWEETIE, WHY DON'T-- 644 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:18,270 WHY DON'T YOU GO IN THE KITCHEN AND GRAB A DRINK? 645 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:20,907 *** 646 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,875 I JUST LOVE THOSE BOYS. 647 00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:25,978 THEY USED TO BE HERE ALL THE TIME. 648 00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:28,715 SO WHAT DID YOU THINK OF ANDREW'S FRIENDS? 649 00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:31,718 THEY SEEM SWEET AND VERY WELL-GROOMED. 650 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:34,754 WELL, YEAH, BUT DON'T THEY SEEM, 651 00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:37,924 I DON'T KNOW, A LITTLE... DISCO-Y? 652 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:40,727 MRS. VAN DE KAMP, I KNOW ANDREW'S GAY. 653 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,729 YOU DO? 654 00:27:42,729 --> 00:27:44,130 WE'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MADE LOVE, 655 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:47,433 AND HE HAS A PICTURE OF MICHAEL PHELPS NEXT TO HIS BED. 656 00:27:47,466 --> 00:27:50,236 SAYS IT'S PATRIOTIC, BUT... 657 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:53,205 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IF YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM-- 658 00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:55,241 YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, 659 00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:57,243 I GREW UP FAT AND LONELY. 660 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:59,045 WHEN I LOST ALL THE WEIGHT, 661 00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:03,115 I THOUGHT MEN WOULD LOOK AT ME DIFFERENTLY, BUT THEY DIDN'T. 662 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:05,151 I JUST KIND OF GAVE UP. 663 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,486 OH, MARY BETH. 664 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,256 BUT THEN I MET ANDREW. HE'S SWEET, FUN, 665 00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:12,491 AND I JUST THOUGHT... 666 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:14,493 I COULD DO A LOT WORSE. 667 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:18,130 NO. NO. NO. NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME. 668 00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:22,001 YOU DESERVE REAL ROMANCE AND PASSION IN YOUR LIFE. 669 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,402 I KNOW ALL ABOUT THIS. 670 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,938 I HAVE BEEN WITH PLENTY OF MEN FOR COMPANIONSHIP 671 00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:28,007 WHEN IT SHOULD'VE BEEN FOR LOVE. 672 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,777 THE RIGHT MAN FOR YOU IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. 673 00:28:30,777 --> 00:28:32,812 YOU JUST CAN'T SETTLE. 674 00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:35,214 IT'S NOT FAIR TO YOU OR TO ANDREW. 675 00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:45,424 *** 676 00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:48,460 (indistinct conversations) 677 00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:52,965 I THINK WE NEED TO TALK. 678 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:56,869 ALL RIGHT. 679 00:28:58,504 --> 00:29:00,206 (knock on door) 680 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:02,008 COMING! 681 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:04,443 COMING! COMING! 682 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:05,812 OKAY. 683 00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:07,513 OH, NO. 684 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:12,819 HEY. 685 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:15,554 HEY. I-I CAME AS SOON AS I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. 686 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,123 SO POWER'S OUT, HUH? 687 00:29:17,156 --> 00:29:18,457 I KNOW. THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. 688 00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:20,159 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE ELECTRIC COMPANY, 689 00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:22,394 AND IT TURNS OUT IT'S A FAULTY LINE, 690 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:24,897 SO THEY'RE GONNA FIX IT FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING. 691 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:26,365 SO YOU DON'T NEED ME TO LOOK AT ANYTHING OR-- 692 00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:28,467 I'M SORRY. I FEEL TERRIBLE DRAGGING YOU 693 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:29,601 ALL THE WAY OVER HERE, 694 00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:32,471 SO YOU WANT SOMETHING FOR YOUR TROUBLE? A DRINK OR-- 695 00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:34,440 NAH. NO. NO. I DON'T-- I DON'T WANT TO BE IN YOUR HAIR. 696 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:36,042 NO, NO. YOU'RE NOT. 697 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:37,543 HONESTLY, IT'S A LITTLE SCARY 698 00:29:37,576 --> 00:29:40,980 BEING ALL ALONE IN A DARK HOUSE. (chuckles) 699 00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:43,182 HENCE THE HUNDREDS OF CANDLES. 700 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:46,118 YEAH, I DID GO A LITTLE OVERBOARD, HUH? 701 00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:48,154 WHAT ARE YOU COOKING? 702 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:50,456 IT SMELLS AMAZING IN HERE. 703 00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:53,125 YEAH? I'M TRYING OUT A NEW RECIPE FOR THE KIDS. 704 00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:54,426 BEEF BOURGUIGNONNE. 705 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:56,362 BUT PENNY'S WITH JANE 706 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:59,031 AND PARKER'S HAVING PIZZA WITH THE MARTINDALES. 707 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:01,033 I LOVE BEEF BOURGUIGNONNE. 708 00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:04,103 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. I TOTALLY FORGOT. 709 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,172 Y-YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME WE TRIED IT? 710 00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:08,941 NEW YORK. OUR SECOND ANNIVERSARY. 711 00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:11,477 OH, THAT MUST BE WHERE I GOT THE IDEA. 712 00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:14,413 I WAS JUST LOOKING AT PICTURES FROM THAT TRIP. 713 00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:16,415 OH, YEAH? YOU--YOU GOT OUT THE OLD PHOTO ALBUM? 714 00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:17,483 YEAH. 715 00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:19,886 OH, HO HO. MAN! 716 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:21,988 LOOK AT US. 717 00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:24,957 HEY. 718 00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:27,126 WHY DON'T YOU STAY FOR DINNER? I'LL MAKE YOU A PLATE. 719 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,328 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 720 00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:31,563 COME ON. JANE'S AT THE CONCERT. 721 00:30:31,597 --> 00:30:32,664 WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER DO-- 722 00:30:32,698 --> 00:30:35,401 EAT A MICROWAVE DINNER ALL ALONE IN YOUR APARTMENT 723 00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:37,503 OR... 724 00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:38,871 BEEF BOURGUIGNONNE? 725 00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:40,940 WELL... 726 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:43,109 I HATE FOR IT TO GO TO WASTE. 727 00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:44,443 (chuckles) 728 00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:46,979 (lid clatters) 729 00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:53,920 WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. 730 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:56,388 MARY BETH IS ON HER WAY BACK TO WISCONSIN. 731 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:57,890 I'M SORRY. 732 00:30:57,924 --> 00:30:59,658 WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED ABOUT HER LIFE? 733 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,593 WHAT ABOUT ME?! I'M YOUR SON. 734 00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:04,330 I DID THIS FOR YOU. CAN YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE 735 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:05,965 AND TELL ME YOU WOULD'VE BEEN HAPPY 736 00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:07,633 SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH THAT WOMAN? 737 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:11,103 THAT MARRIAGE REALLY COULD HAVE HELPED ME OUT, 738 00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:13,539 AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH HELP I NEED. 739 00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:15,407 WHY? WHAT IS GOING ON? 740 00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:18,610 WHERE DO I START? UM... 741 00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:22,081 WELL, I TOOK A LOSS ON THE HOUSE THAT YOU GOT ME, 742 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:24,951 I, UH, I LOST MY JOB, 743 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:26,986 CAN'T FIND A NEW ONE. 744 00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:29,555 I HAVE A TON OF CREDIT CARD DEBT, 745 00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:32,992 AND MARY BETH WAS WILLING TO HELP ME OUT WITH ALL OF THAT. 746 00:31:33,025 --> 00:31:36,095 WELL, SO WOULD I. WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO ME FOR HELP? 747 00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:38,097 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE TO KEEP RUNNING BACK 748 00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:41,000 TO YOUR MOTHER TO FIX YOUR PROBLEMS? 749 00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:43,569 MY WHOLE LIFE, YOU'VE BEEN PROPPING ME UP-- 750 00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:47,506 WHEN I NEEDED A JOB, WHEN I WAS DUMPED, WHEN I WAS DRINKING. 751 00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:49,441 I'M JUST--I'M SO TIRED 752 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:52,678 OF YOU SEEING ME AS A FAILURE. 753 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:54,580 ANDREW, IF YOU WOULD GO THROUGH ALL OF THIS 754 00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:56,615 RATHER THAN COME TO ME FOR HELP, 755 00:31:56,648 --> 00:32:00,286 THEN I AM THE ONE WHO'S FAILED. 756 00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:02,989 (sighs) 757 00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:05,591 HOW ABOUT WE JUST AGREE THAT WE BOTH FAILED? 758 00:32:09,328 --> 00:32:10,362 SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW? 759 00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:13,532 I DON'T KNOW. I HAD A PRETTY GOOD SETUP THERE-- 760 00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:16,402 A PLACE TO LIVE, SOMEBODY WHO NEEDED ME, 761 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:18,437 ALL THE FROZEN CUSTARD I COULD EAT. 762 00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:20,339 WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY CUSTARD, 763 00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:22,741 BUT I CAN OFFER YOU A PLACE TO STAY, 764 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:27,113 AND... SOMEONE ELSE WHO NEEDS YOU. 765 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,283 ALL RIGHT. 766 00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:34,020 BUT JUST UNTIL I GET BACK ON MY FEET AGAIN. 767 00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:41,493 NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT PARTY. 768 00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:46,032 I COULD SWEAR I SAW BRYAN WITH A "Y" CHECKING YOU OUT. 769 00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:48,034 AH, WELL, ACTUALLY, 770 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:50,569 I AM MORE INTO GEOFFREY WITH A "G." 771 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:54,073 NOW THAT'S MY GAY SON. (chuckles) 772 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,277 GOD, LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF WE'RE DOING. 773 00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:59,745 WE USED TO BE INTERESTING. 774 00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:02,781 I KNOW. WE--WE HIKED. WE WENT TO THE THEATER. 775 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:06,052 WE--WE TOOK SALSA LESSONS. 776 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:08,554 AND THEN CAME THE KIDS. 777 00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:10,589 AH, FUN KILLERS. HUH. 778 00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:11,657 (chuckles) 779 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,627 MMM. THIS IS AMAZING. (fork clatters) 780 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:18,330 IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN THAT RESTAURANT IN NEW YORK. 781 00:33:18,364 --> 00:33:20,666 I DON'T KNOW. THAT PLACE WAS PRETTY GOOD. 782 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:22,334 HOW DID WE EVEN FIND IT? 783 00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:24,303 YOU DON'T REMEMBER? MNH-MNH. 784 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,705 WE GOT CAUGHT IN THAT TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR. 785 00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:28,807 WE DUCKED IN THERE TO DRY OFF. 786 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,443 RIGHT. AND THEN THE OWNER INSISTED 787 00:33:31,477 --> 00:33:33,079 ON MAKING US A SPECIAL MEAL 788 00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:36,082 BECAUSE WE HAD THAT NEWLYWED LOOK. (chuckles) 789 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:42,088 A LOT OF WATER UNDER THAT BRIDGE, HUH? 790 00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:45,391 YEAH, BUT IT WAS A PRETTY STRONG BRIDGE. 791 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:52,264 LOOK HOW YOUNG WE WERE. 792 00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:53,299 YEAH. 793 00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:55,234 (laughs) 794 00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:58,804 BACK THEN I COULD ACTUALLY SEE WITHOUT MY READING GLASSES. 795 00:33:58,837 --> 00:34:01,407 HERE YOU GO. BEST I CAN DO FOR LIGHT. 796 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,276 THANK YOU. 797 00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:08,380 OH. 798 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:09,748 HA HA HA. 799 00:34:09,781 --> 00:34:11,817 I'M GLAD YOU KEPT THESE. 800 00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:16,222 GOOD MEMORIES, HUH? 801 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,423 YEAH. 802 00:34:17,456 --> 00:34:21,260 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU JUST GET... 803 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:24,763 OVERWHELMED BY WORK AND... 804 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:27,666 KIDS AND LIFE, AND IT'S JUST... 805 00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:30,236 SO EASY TO... 806 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:33,405 FORGET. 807 00:34:33,439 --> 00:34:35,807 YEAH. 808 00:34:35,841 --> 00:34:39,811 YEAH, IT IS. 809 00:34:39,845 --> 00:34:40,812 (flame whooshes) 810 00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:42,181 I'M ON FIRE. 811 00:34:42,214 --> 00:34:44,316 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD! I'M ON FIRE! 812 00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:46,418 OH! OH, MY GOD! OH! 813 00:34:46,452 --> 00:34:47,619 AH! 814 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:49,188 UH... 815 00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:50,722 OH. (sighs) 816 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:52,224 ARE YOU OKAY? 817 00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:54,193 I THINK I BURNT THE SKIN. 818 00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:56,762 OH, JEEZ. LET ME SEE. 819 00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:58,164 (switch clicks) 820 00:34:58,197 --> 00:34:59,798 (sighs) 821 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:02,468 OH, IT DOESN'T LOOK SO BAD. 822 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:05,604 I THOUGHT THE POWER WAS OUT. 823 00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:08,640 THEY MUST HAVE... FIXED IT. 824 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:10,309 YOU SET THIS UP. 825 00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:12,211 YOU KNOW, IN--IN MY DEFENSE, I-- 826 00:35:12,244 --> 00:35:13,078 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 827 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:15,347 I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHERE WE STOOD, 828 00:35:15,381 --> 00:35:17,349 IF THERE WAS STILL ANYTHING BETWEEN US, 829 00:35:17,383 --> 00:35:21,387 IF WE COULD FIND OUR WAY BACK TO THOSE PEOPLE IN THE PICTURES. 830 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:22,754 BY TRICKING ME? 831 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:25,257 I'M--I'M SORRY ABOUT HOW I DID IT, 832 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:28,294 BUT YOU CAN'T DENY WHAT JUST HAPPENED. 833 00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:30,462 YOU STILL FEEL SOMETHING. 834 00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:34,333 JANE JUST MOVED IN WITH ME, 835 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:37,469 AND YOU DO THIS NOW? 836 00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:45,677 (door opens) 837 00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:48,347 (door closes) 838 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:54,220 HEY, MOM. 839 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,288 HEY. HOW WAS THE CONCERT? 840 00:35:56,322 --> 00:35:57,456 AWESOME. 841 00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:58,557 HOW'D IT GO WITH DAD? 842 00:35:58,590 --> 00:36:00,659 NOT SO AWESOME. 843 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:03,262 YEAH, I KINDA GOT THAT FROM THE SWEATPANTS. 844 00:36:03,295 --> 00:36:05,231 MM. COME HERE, YOU. 845 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:07,366 HI. 846 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:10,969 MM. HI. (kisses and chuckles) 847 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,738 SO NOW WHAT? 848 00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:15,707 I... DON'T KNOW. 849 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:17,609 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN'T DO. 850 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:18,710 MM? 851 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,246 GIVE UP. 852 00:36:21,547 --> 00:36:23,415 TAYLOR SWIFT HAS THIS SONG... 853 00:36:23,449 --> 00:36:25,484 MM. MM-HMM. 854 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:27,519 "YOU BELONG WITH ME." IT'S... 855 00:36:27,553 --> 00:36:29,488 ABOUT HOW SHE WON'T STOP LOVING THIS GUY 856 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:32,291 EVEN THOUGH HE'S WITH THE WRONG GIRL. 857 00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:35,361 AND WHEN SHE SANG IT TONIGHT, 858 00:36:35,394 --> 00:36:37,429 ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS YOU AND DAD. 859 00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:40,666 AND THIS GUY SHE LOVES-- 860 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,934 DOES HE EVENTUALLY COME TO HIS SENSES? 861 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:46,638 (scoffs) IT WOULDN'T BE A VERY GOOD VIDEO IF HE DIDN'T. 862 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,975 AND DON'T WORRY. 863 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,343 DAD WILL, TOO. 864 00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:54,280 YOU THINK? 865 00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:57,483 MOM, YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR HIM. 866 00:36:57,516 --> 00:36:59,518 WHAT GUY DOESN'T LIKE THAT? 867 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:00,686 (chuckles) 868 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,522 YOU KNOW... 869 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:05,457 WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING REALLY SMART LIKE THAT, 870 00:37:05,491 --> 00:37:08,527 IT MAKES ME THINK I DID A REALLY GOOD JOB. 871 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:14,300 YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BLISTER? 872 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:16,302 IT'S A FIRST-DEGREE BURN. 873 00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:17,669 TOM, YOU'LL BE FINE. 874 00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,505 BUT AS YOUR PHYSICIAN, 875 00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:23,309 LET ME RECOMMEND-- NO MORE CANDLELIT BATHS ALONE. 876 00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:25,043 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 877 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:27,479 WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS I CAN DECLARE YOU HEALTHY ENOUGH 878 00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:31,350 FOR ANY AND ALL SEXUAL ACTIVITY. 879 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:36,622 ACTUALLY... 880 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,690 I NEED TO GET SOME WORK DONE. 881 00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:41,327 OH. 882 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,328 OKAY. 883 00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:44,630 WELL, THE NICE THING ABOUT US LIVING TOGETHER-- 884 00:37:44,663 --> 00:37:48,400 IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. 885 00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:57,042 OKAY. 886 00:37:57,075 --> 00:37:59,478 THAT'S THE LAST OF THEM. 887 00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:00,579 OKAY. 888 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:04,049 ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT DONE HERE. 889 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:07,686 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 890 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,021 IS THIS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL? 891 00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:11,923 YES. 892 00:38:15,561 --> 00:38:17,863 YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT IT IS NEVER OKAY 893 00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:19,531 TO THROW A STAPLER AT SOMEONE. 894 00:38:19,565 --> 00:38:21,467 I KNOW. 895 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,402 IT'S ALSO NEVER OKAY 896 00:38:23,435 --> 00:38:25,637 TO SWEEP A BUNCH OF STUFF OFF SOMEONE'S DESK 897 00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:30,376 BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT THEY'RE SAYING ABOUT YOUR SON. 898 00:38:30,376 --> 00:38:33,379 PARTICULARLY IF THEY'VE JUST HAD BUNION SURGERY. 899 00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:35,447 YOU DID THAT TO MRS. BUTTERS? 900 00:38:35,481 --> 00:38:37,649 I'M NOT PROUD OF IT, BUT YEAH. 901 00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:40,452 I WAS REALLY MAD. 902 00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:43,555 JUST LIKE YOU. 903 00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:50,429 M.J., SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENED TO YOU, 904 00:38:50,462 --> 00:38:54,566 AND EVERY TIME YOU STARTED TO GET ANGRY ABOUT IT, 905 00:38:54,600 --> 00:39:00,071 I WANTED TO COVER IT UP WITH ICE CREAM OR VIDEO GAMES, 906 00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:04,843 BUT THE TRUTH IS, WE SHOULDN'T COVER IT UP. 907 00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:06,978 WE SHOULD LET IT OUT. 908 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:13,419 NOW WE CAN'T HURT PEOPLE... 909 00:39:14,553 --> 00:39:17,423 BUT WE CAN... 910 00:39:17,423 --> 00:39:20,125 HURT JAM. 911 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,995 AH. 912 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:25,464 (sighs) 913 00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:27,833 (grunts) 914 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:29,435 MOM! 915 00:39:29,435 --> 00:39:32,538 PEOPLE SENT US THIS TO HELP US FEEL BETTER, 916 00:39:32,571 --> 00:39:34,873 AND IT'S GOING TO, 917 00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:36,442 JUST NOT IN THE WAY THEY THOUGHT. 918 00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:40,145 (grunts) 919 00:39:40,178 --> 00:39:43,148 COME ON, BUDDY. 920 00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:45,517 YOU GOT A LOT TO BE ANGRY ABOUT. 921 00:39:47,185 --> 00:39:50,589 (voice breaking) WHAT HAPPENED... SUCKS. 922 00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:00,466 (glass shatters) (grunts) 923 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,217 OH, SWEETIE. 924 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,553 (sniffles and cries) 925 00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:23,054 I LOVE YOU. 926 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:25,223 I LOVE YOU. 927 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:28,827 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 928 00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:34,633 THAT'S A CAKE I MADE FOR A WEDDING A FEW YEARS AGO. 929 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:35,901 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY. 930 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,036 IT'S TOO EXTRAVAGANT. IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH. 931 00:40:38,069 --> 00:40:41,139 OH. WELL, I SUPPOSE WE COULD ADD ANOTHER TIER. 932 00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:42,974 MAKE IT TWO. 933 00:40:43,008 --> 00:40:46,878 I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS, BREE. 934 00:40:46,912 --> 00:40:48,980 BEN IS SUCH A GUY. 935 00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:51,016 HE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY HELP PLANNING THIS WEDDING. 936 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:52,918 YES, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE'S DEALING 937 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:55,787 WITH THE NASTY BUSINESS OF THE BODY. 938 00:40:55,821 --> 00:40:58,123 OH, THAT? NO, BEN'S IN THE CLEAR. 939 00:40:58,156 --> 00:40:59,658 REALLY? 940 00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:01,693 YEAH, THE COPS CALLED THIS MORNING. 941 00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:03,962 UH, THEY FIGURED OUT THE GUY THEY FOUND 942 00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:05,897 DIED EIGHT MONTHS AGO. 943 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:07,733 THAT WAS WAY BEFORE BEN STARTED CONSTRUCTION. 944 00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:08,900 OH. 945 00:41:08,934 --> 00:41:11,803 YEAH, THE COPS THINK THE GUY WAS JUST SOME POOR DRIFTER. 946 00:41:11,837 --> 00:41:13,038 ANYWAY, IT'S OVER. 947 00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:13,839 OH, GOOD. 948 00:41:13,872 --> 00:41:15,941 WELL, NOW WE CAN FOCUS ALL OUR ENERGY 949 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:19,044 ON GIVING YOU THE BEST WEDDING IN THE WORLD. 950 00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:22,213 TOMORROW WE'LL START OUR PLANNING. 951 00:41:24,049 --> 00:41:27,686 YES, IN LIFE, 952 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:32,824 WHEN WE SEE AN OPPORTUNITY, WE HAVE TO TAKE IT, 953 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:34,960 WHETHER IT'S THE HOPE 954 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:38,930 OF WINNING BACK THE LOVE OF OUR LIFE... 955 00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:44,002 A SHOT AT PROVING OUR WORTH... 956 00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:51,142 OR THE CHANCE TO SHOW A CHILD THE RIGHT PATH. 957 00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:56,081 (telephone ringing) 958 00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:58,950 BUT SOMETIMES WHEN WE ANSWER THE CALL... 959 00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:00,051 (beep) HELLO? 960 00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:01,787 Hi. It's Bree. 961 00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:05,991 (click) WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT OPPORTUNITY AWAITS US. 962 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:07,926 RENEE JUST TOLD ME THE GOOD NEWS, 963 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:11,830 AND I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR KEEPING MY SECRET. 964 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,600 AH, NO WORRIES. I TOLD YOU I WOULD. 965 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,802 I know, but even when suspicion moved on to you, 966 00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:19,037 you still protected me, and that's very honorable. 967 00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:20,872 Really, it was no big deal. 968 00:42:20,906 --> 00:42:21,873 Maybe not to you. 969 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:24,643 You're not the one who put a body in the ground. 970 00:42:24,676 --> 00:42:26,645 You have to understand, a day doesn't go by 971 00:42:26,678 --> 00:42:29,948 when that does not weigh heavily on my conscience. 972 00:42:29,981 --> 00:42:31,950 GOTCHA.